Uppity Improv Society

Brockville's original comedy community theatre company.

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Crimson Hearts: LIVE!

A backstage dinner-theatre comedy.

Performances November 27–29, 2026 · Brockville Country Club

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This November

What is Crimson Hearts: LIVE!?

It's the world premiere of a 50-minute, three-act dinner-theatre comedy that takes the audience backstage at the world's longest-running, lowest-rated daytime soap.

Think Noises Off meets Days of Our Lives, with a real wedding cake that explodes on cue. The big episode of the season is taping live — a wedding, a presumed-dead twin, a dramatic objection. Things go wrong. Spectacularly. Things also go right — in ways nobody expects.

The audience is positioned as the studio audience for the taping. They eat dinner across three acts. They vote on a plot twist mid-show. They get to applaud, gasp, and "awww" on cue.

At a glance

Dates
Nov 27–29, 2026 (Fri / Sat / Sun)
Venue
Brockville Country Club
Cast
8 roles — auditioning now
Format
Three-act dinner theatre
Rating
PG-13
Tickets
On sale soon

About Uppity

Comedy that takes itself seriously.

We've been making original comedy in Brockville since 2017 — sketch and improv showcases, dinner-theatre murder mysteries, holiday specials. Crimson Hearts: LIVE! is our most ambitious production to date.

We make work that takes comedy seriously — comedy that has heart, craft, and something to say.